Oreo-chan's Dreamland

What is wrong with people in this world? Why would someone do this to someone as pretty as myself? I don't understand...

http://www.deviantart.com/view/29102034/

Itachi I'm hunting you and all your homies out and I'm going to eat you, with ketchup. Bitch.

I am not impotent.

*storms off*

I've decided to become an artist. Beautiful aren't I?

The last few days have been rather straining on my poor beautiful body. Ahhh Haku-chu, Dei-chu, you two wear me out. It reminds me when I had that much spunk at your age.

I met a nice boy the other day, Chouji I believe is his name. He's quite clever and I wouldn't mind... well... Anyways, he seems like he would make a good ally at least. I ate lots of Oreos with him. He likes Oreos as much as I do! We talked some... not much... but enough. He made me start to wonder about a few things....

Anyways, I created something new. JUTSU JUICE! It's my own special juice and it tastes really good so if you have the chance ask for it and I'll give you some. >3

I think I'm just going to rest this week... I know Kabuto-chu will take good care of me. <3

Dei-chu... I love you, you're so amazingly cute. Please come live with me ;_; I'll let you go outside as much as you want... maybe...

Erm... To everyone else...

If you had me alone... locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me?

Ever notice how underappreciated I am? Now I know Kabuto-chu loves me even though he won't admit it. Kimi-chu did too. Yet the rest of you... come to think of it most of the females just seem to hate my guts. I don't understand why?

Is it because they're jealous? Jealous that I'm so beautiful and I can actually be young (unlike that hag Tsunade).

Ah yes that must be it. Byu ~~~~~~~ ....

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*hiss* *hiss*

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Well, I'm leaving Konoha today. It's been fun and everything, what with the cookies... but I'm afraid some things are just more important. So I'll be going back to my HQ's to rest for a little while.

I may come back to visit Iruka and others. We'll see. Sir Leader feel free to come visit me at any time, you two Deidara.

Oh! And I heard that Sasori had a baby? yes... Congratulations. If you ever need a baby-sitter... I could hook you up. I won't personally babysit until the kid is around 8 and male but I'm sure I could get Kabuto-chu to babysit. Sshh but don't tell him I said that.

Until later,

Oreo-sama

((OOC: I'll also be off most of the week and all weekend for Sakura Con))

Ducks are fun to hit. On another note I met a new cute little boy named Haku. He's a real sweetie. Reminds me of someone but I'm not sure who. He seems to want to know about Kimi-chu which I'm not sure why. Perhaps I'll ask Kabuto if I ever go back home... I dunno if I want to though. It's kind of nice staying at the teacher's house. After all, he always has cookies.

But I bet Kabuto is missing me. I'm sure Kabuto is totally missing me. Maybe this will teach him to complain about stuff and whine less. Yeah.... yeah...

Your Dark Secret by tinyman
Your LiveJournal name
Your dark secret	You rape little boys
How many times you have done this	6
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Do dolphins mate with snakes? ... Or do snakes mate with dolphins?

I went out and got some new powder makeup. Make sure I have enough for the future. It doesn't seem I'm welcome in Konoha by some people still. They just need to get over themselves and agree that I'm a sexy sexy bitch.

Hell yah... bow down.

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Username
Your first victim	raido_crackking
Why you snapped	You watched the end of Digimon.
Suspects you as the masked murderer	inosama_pwns_u
You kill in their garage door	dawg_man_i
Unsuccessfully tries to kill you	lunarlit_hayate
Tries to see the good in you	sexykazebitch
Gets their hair cut off in their sleep	senbonplay
Your girl/boyfriend who would NEVER suspect you	art_is_a_bang
You kill ____'s pet	oreoflavored
Is your partner in crime	donttellonme
Advises you don't do a sequel	izzywhatsit
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Oh dear! I think I'm addicted to these odd quizzes...

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	breath taking
Your hugs are...	friendly
Your eyes...	sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...	awakening my heart
Your smell is...	beautiful
Your smile is...	encouraging
Your love is...	unique
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I met Deidara the other day in an alleyway. The cutie introduced me to a candy shop which I promptly brought some candy home for the dolphin teacher. Of course it's been fun but I think I should start heading home some time soon.

Maybe not, I enjoy Konoha... it's nice and pretty and has cute boys... and... erm... yeah maybe I'll stay another week or so. We'll see.

Oh and I'm almost out of my white base makeup! I don't know what I'll do without my pale complexion makeup!1!1!! It's going to be the end of everything if... well... *cough* I won't tell you that I'm actually tan. Wait... shoot!

Anyways, I think I'll get my own place in Konoha soon here even though it's fun hanging out with the dolphin teacher.

I met Naruto Again just recently after my last entry. He was very sweet... I suppose I'll stay in Konoha a little longer. After I talked to Naruto, I met a nice young man named Iruka. He's letting me stay at his house.

Just between you and me, Konoha is filled with a lot of nice people. That may be the reason I hated it a lot back then. *nod nod*

I need more youthfulness... I've been so tired lately. Though it may be I haven't been going to sleep lately.

On arriving at Konoha, I met with Naruto. I didn't talk to him very long though he said he could care less if I... do things to Sasuke. Hmmm... I've never really cared for that fox boy, but he seems kind of wild. Reminds me when Kabuto put up a fight for a short while.

Not many people seem pleased at me arriving in my hometown. Except a young one named Izumo, yes... I do need more followers. *smile*

Made a trip down to Konoha. Left Kabuto at home. He's still sulking. On the way to Konoha, I broke a nail... I hope I'll be able to fix it. I'm slightly worried. I'm still sort of sore, but it's no worries. I'm rather hungry though. I refuse to eat anything other than sweets and so far I haven't found any yet.

I'm restless again, but I've been having trouble sleeping lately. Kabuto hasn't been much help anymore. He's all pouty because I keep flipping through my photos of Sasuke. So I had to have some random minion make me tea again. It's getting really annoying, but I suppose it's that time of the month for Kabuto. Anyways, I'm was watching my webcam over Konoha the other day. Nice kids there... Maybe I'll pay a visit ku ku ku...